L'esprit de l'escalier

First of all, I don’t know if I really would be having a girlfriend in the future, so this would be a pretty much hypothetical post. Anyway, here we go!

• I chose you because you are different. Unique. A prize among the rest. 
• Making you feel loved and cared for would be my priority. 
• I’ll make a poem, which contains everything I feel for you, and will recite it in front of our mutual friends.
• Kisses on the forehead would be plenty. 
• Expect late night phone and video calls.
• Your family is my family. And likewise. 
• Holding your hands is a must.
• Hugs from behind are necessary.
• Matching clothes ftw.
• We’d go on kiddie dates - amusement parks, arcades, balloons and chocolates.
• Camping beneath the stars would be an annual activity. Planning for the future is included
• Know that I will put you above all, even above my family and career. - Which I know is bad, but that’s how I perceive things should be. Personal friends of mine know this. I would give up everything for the one I love.

If ever I would be having you in the future, that is.